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Joke of the Day
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!"
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"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So everyday, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.."
"England can't win anything. Brazil took away their top spot of Most Embarrassing team."
"Peeing with a boner... It's hard."
"I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site"
"[wedding] Priest: repeat after me Groom: after me P: ... [to bride] is he serious Bride: no his name is gary"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."
"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."
"I don't throw gang signs. I'm Scottish. I throw bricks :)"