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Joke of the Day
"Ain't no party like a missing child search party Cause a missing child search party don't stop."
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"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."
"What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!"
"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"
"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras"
"What do you think of men who likes to eat fish? I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."
"Diet - day 1: I have removed all bad food from the house...it was delicious."
"I like my women like I like my golf Over 80 and handicapped"