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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""

"People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times"

"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"

"When I die, someone, please attend my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper and just stand there and don't say a word. Thanks."

"What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day."

"I had to bury my girlfriends cat today... He put up a hell of a fight, but I got him covered up!"

"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"

"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"

"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly."