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Joke of the Day

"They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia."

"What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria? An applause...."

"I thought the Undertale genocide run was comic, But than I met sans. ^I'm ^so ^sorry."

"If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine"

"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."

"Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? A paper jam sandwhich"

"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."

"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil."

"TacoBell - America's preferred over-the-counter laxative"