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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? It never gets pass the noose."
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"How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin? You have to take the Third Reich."
"Spell Xenophobia H-A-N-S-O-N"
"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."
"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"
"I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker."
"What did russian judge say to the jury? I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort."
"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"