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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."
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"We should call people who vape... *vapires*"
"Why is a gay guy dating someone named Andy particularly useful? Because he might come in Andy"
"Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob"
"How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket."
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."
"What is a dog lover's favorite cookie? Keebler"
"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."
"I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu ... I'll see myself out edit: apparantly this is another common repost which I have never seen. Oh well, I like it."