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Joke of the Day

"""If I weigh 400 pounds and can lift 600 pounds, shouldn't I be able to fly by lifting the chair I'm sitting in?"""

"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."

"I asked the chicken why he crossed the road. He said to eat."

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"I'll be over there in a second Just give me a minute"

"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"

"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

"My grandfather could never throw anything away... That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade"

"What do you do to a blind, deaf, dumb girl after raping her? You break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."

"Why do Feminists Like to have Sex with the Lights Off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time."