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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a child with no friends? A target"
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"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."
"Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert."
"What do a baby and a pancake have in common? If it s black it ain t good"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"
"One guy says to another, ""I feel like a million bucks!"" And the other guy says, ""Me, too! But how can we get it?"" Title."
"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!"
"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."