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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."

"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"I'm not going to heaven because I'm afraid of heights."

"How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet"

"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."

"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""

"I'm taking your mom to the new British dollar store Pound Town."

"I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments"

"I went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair... I stood her up, and thats when she fell for me, now were on a roll, I just have to figure out how to ramp it up in the bedroom."