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Joke of the Day

"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."

"What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician? A beggar has retained his integrity."

"My grandmother died a few weeks ago. We had her cremated. We think that's what killed her."

"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"

"What did we call IT before computers ? The Mail Room"

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running."

"If you love someone, set them on fire. If they come back, it's a phoenix"

"Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard."