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Joke of the Day

"Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have nothing but a gross penny you found in some filthy parking lot."

"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"

"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."

"Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"

"Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying."

"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."

"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."

"I only date black girls... because I hate meeting fathers."

"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."