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Joke of the Day
"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."
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"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."
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"What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones? Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much."
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"The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk."
"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."
"When Dennis Thatcher had sex with Margaret Thatcher he called it pumping iron."
"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""