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Joke of the Day

"I only date black girls... because I hate meeting fathers."

"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car."

"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

"What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste"

"Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain."

"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtian."