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Joke of the Day

"I only date black girls... because I hate meeting fathers."

"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"

"I made this joke up. Man 1: Hey, I haven't seen you in a few days. What's up? Man 2: Oh, I went pearl diving in Ming Chao. Man 1: Oh? Where's Ming Chao? Man 2: She's getting dressed."

"electricity is from electrons... morality from morons?"

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."

"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."

"I dont care about all the ISIS jokes They all blow up."

"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."

"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."