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Joke of the Day

"Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying."

"Ebola You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes. They only last about a week. (Sorry, I know Ebola is old)"

"What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name? Bae-thoven. I'll^see^myself^out."

"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."

"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"

"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"

"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."

"My mother went to college. My mother had a strong career. My mother has traveled the world. My mother talks to the TV as if it's listening."

"Worlds shortest joke... (fixed) My life."

"Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing? For the halibut."