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Joke of the Day
"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."
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"A husband walks into the bedroom... ... and hands his wife 2 Advils. She says: ""But honey, I don't have a headache!"" ... To which he replies: ""Aha, I got you! Let's have sex then!"""
"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""
"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."
"I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now."
"My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential... Then he pushed me off the roof"
"[giant fork knocks at my door] ""Excuse me sir do you have any spoons?"" [a family of spoons are cowering in my kitchen drawer] ""um...no sir?"""
"What is Michelle Obama's favorite dish to cook? Baracolli"
"What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo"
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."