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Joke of the Day
"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"
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"Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout."
"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."
"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""
"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."
"I'm unemployed, but now I can finally say I'm making six figures... although all of those figures are zeros."
"Women's underwear Half-assed and still successful"
"What's a pedophile's favorite drink? Cherry pop. See you all in hell!"
"How do you circumsize an Alabama man? Kick his sister in the chin."
"I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty."