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Joke of the Day

"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."

"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."

"New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible"

"What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating? ""Man, wall mounts are awesome."""

"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."

"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."

"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."

"A lettuce, a tomato and a pumpkin had a race The pumpkin fell down squash. The tomato tried to ketchup, but the lettuce came out ahead"

"Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket"

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number"