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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."
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"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""
"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."
"Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea? It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!"
"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"
"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."
"British jokes aren't funny anymore. They lack hEUmour."
"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."
"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died? Aloha Ackbar!"