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Joke of the Day

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number"

"HI MOM. YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD. I JUST WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET. Sorry caps lock was still on from the argument. But I won."

"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."

"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."

"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who finish what they start"

"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."

"I hate ""save the date"" engagement cards. After divorce you should have to send out ""hey forget about that one date 6 months ago"" cards"

"I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!"

"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"