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Joke of the Day

"New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible"

"I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do."

"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."

"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"

"I just bought a car flag for independence day, for only two dollars.. Now i just need to buy a car, and i am all set."

"What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? A scissor lift."

"What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out."

"Sorry I missed your facebook event, I was super busy not considering you a friend."

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."

"What do you use to find Greek restaurants? A gyroscope."