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Joke of the Day

"A lettuce, a tomato and a pumpkin had a race The pumpkin fell down squash. The tomato tried to ketchup, but the lettuce came out ahead"

"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."

"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother."

"I like my jokes how I like my women Reposted and reused."

"Was sagt der groe Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift"

"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"

"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""

"Yo mama's so fat... When she picked up a toddler the zoo keepers shot her."

"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."