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Joke of the Day
"And then Satan said, ""save time ~ respond to her text with a K."""
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"How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins."
"""Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."""
"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."
"Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt."
"Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel."
"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."
"My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav."
"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"
"You remember the singer Gotye? Do you know what he's doing these days? Or would you say he's just somebody that you used to know?"