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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"

"Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service."

"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"

"So a Michigander, a masochist, and football fan walk into a store. He asks the cashier, ""Where's the Lion's jerseys?"""

"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"

"How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She'll tell you"

"I really like that new Westworld show. But sex with robots makes me uncomfortable. Every time I try it - my nuts get pinched in her gearbox"

"@NBCSports thank you for making the sports"

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"