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Joke of the Day

"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."

"Wait - my gym moved? In 1997?"

"I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period."

"Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead."

"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"

"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."

"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."

"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"

"How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out."

"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."