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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because you have a seriously fucked up face."
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"My face is so oily The US wants to invade it."
"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"
"Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project? The Crimea River"
"What should you do if you find the corpse of a raped woman in the woods? Check your bearings, you're going in circles."
"You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC. I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails."
"How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her."
"Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah."
"What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck? Pyrex"