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Joke of the Day
"Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah."
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"I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut."
"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"
"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."
"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"
"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"
"How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin? Because he got nailed three times."
"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""
"Shave legs ?? Bikini wax ?? Lose 10 lbs ?? Pluck eyebrows ?? Mani/pedi ?? Sexy panties ?? Ready for my big *date! *gynecologist"
"Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet."