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Joke of the Day
"My face is so oily The US wants to invade it."
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"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"
"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."
"My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly. ""Which one?"" I replied, ""Chris Jr, or the girl one?"""
"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."
"Dear phone. If you wouldn't remind me every ten seconds that my battery was low, I'd be able to finish my status upda"
"and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family."
"What did the bee call his military mission? ""Operation pollination"""
"My friend went to a party as the Spanish Inquisition... Nobody expected him"
"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."