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Joke of the Day
"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"
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"I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!! His name was 'Hue Mongoose'"
"*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs"
"How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?"
"Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out"
"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."
"What doesn't kill you might come back to finish the job off so keep your wits about you."
"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."
"What did the Duck say to the Prostitute? ""Put it on my bill"""
"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"