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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck? Pyrex"
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"Last Valentine's day I recieved so many cards from my girlfriends that I couldn't open the front door... Because my wife had the locks changed"
"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."
"Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service."
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"
"What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet? A kidager"
"I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them"
"If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says ""LMAO,"" it stands for ""let's murder Albanians overseas"" and he wants his daughter back."
"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""