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Joke of the Day

"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""They wouldn't renew Sex and the City for another season."""

"Snoo VS Reddit Stalker More like... ***Alien VS Predator...*** **/o\**"

"Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!"

"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"

"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."

"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."

"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."

"Most people in America seem to always wanna prove that they're right! Left-wingers hate it."

"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."

"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."