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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"
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"What do you call a prostitute's vagina? A whorifice."
"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"
"I'm not saying I want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks to work today."
"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it on airplane mode."
"A Jew, a Mexican and a colored guy... ...walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck outta here""."
"Few things can match the satisfaction of high-fiving someone who is trying to give you the Talk To The Hand gesture."
"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"
"Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts."