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Joke of the Day
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
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"On Fred's 17th birthday his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said ""Just one thing Fred. If you're going to hit anything make sure it's cheap."""
"The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News."
"What's the definition of a Russian elevator? A Chechen presses a button and five floors come down."
"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"
"They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself."
"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"
"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"
"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"
"What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning? mana-pause"