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Joke of the Day

"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."

"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."

"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"

"What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag? A twix bar"

"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"

"I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it start?"""

"What do cats eat on a hot summer day? Micecream!"

"I recently had to bury my beloved grandmother in the local graveyard. She should be dead by now"

"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"

"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"