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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between life and a prostitute? You have to pay a prostitute to fuck you"

"When i dont understand a joke I read on /r/Jokes I don't get it"

"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"

"Knock Knock. Who's rhere?. 9/11. 9/11 Who? You said you would never forget."

"What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in"

"Axe body spray for black people They call it Ask body spray"

"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"

"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."

"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"