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Joke of the Day

"When i dont understand a joke I read on /r/Jokes I don't get it"

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"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find."
"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"
"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to the couch."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"
"Was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk."
"What do you call a fat kid with red hair and a eye patch? Names"
"Why do guys think to much They have two heads"
"Here's a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!"
"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."