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Joke of the Day

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."

"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."

"Why Don't Lobsters Share? Because they're shellfish."

"People the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you."

"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."

"You hear about the guy who was accused of jerking off with hand soap for his erectile disfunction? Well, he finally came clean."

"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"

"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I wouldn't have to give so many blowjobs."

"Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of pot in 2013 (real news) As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to ""Whoa Dude."""