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Joke of the Day

"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"

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"A man is lying in a hospital bed. ""Doctor, how long do I have to live?"" asks the man. ""10,"" replies the doctor. ""10 what?"" ""9."""
"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"
"I'm about to tell my date that my penis is twelve inches wide. I don't know how she's going to take it."
"What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag."
"Rectangle? It nearly KILLEDtangle. ...I could totally write for kids' shows."
"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"
"People who love Trump hate themselves. Or Mexicans."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"