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Joke of the Day
"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"
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"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"
"Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son..... *Son: Yes father? *Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found! editted for format, which I suck at apparently"
"A Spartan boy was ripped from his mother at seven and subjected to daily beatings My mother calls at 40+ to make sure that I'm still eating"
"If this evening got any more bland and disappointing it would be a menu item at Applebee's."
"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."
"My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia."
"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"