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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na"
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"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"
"Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above"
"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"
"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"
"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."
"What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you."
"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."
"I just called. To say. I texted you."
"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"