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Joke of the Day
"I don't believe in peer pressure. Unless my friends do..."
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"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees! (say it aloud)"
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color? A reptile dysfunction."
"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."
"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."
"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."
"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"
"My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest"
"I just ate my weight in kidney beans! (I weigh eight ounces.)"