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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word ""girl"" with ""gerbil""."
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"Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon."
"I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children."
"Just got a cat with a limp Called it Oedipus the needipus."
"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"
"Today, my wife found a pair of her sister's panties in our room. They were in my laundry pile, next to my boxers. Now she's mad, because I told her it was only a brief affair."
"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."
"How much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck"
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