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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a future..."

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!"

"Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model."

"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."

"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."

"Music is best when it's louder than I can think."

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

"What's that one room zombies can never enter? the LIVING room"

"ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!"

"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."