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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."
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"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear (buccaneer)."
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"California legalized marijuana I guess they had a high voter turnout."
"Fishing... It's like sex. The less you get the more you lie."
"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."