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Joke of the Day
"Music is best when it's louder than I can think."
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"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""
"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."
"If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine"
"""The holocaust didn't happen, Buzz Aldrin did 9/11 & I wear my mom's panties."" - guy who doesn't know how to play 2 Truths & a Lie"
"What sound does a Chinese cat make? Mao"
"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"Doctor said I had kidney failure. I asked ""How can that be? I am an adult, I have adult knees."""
"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"
"Do you remember when you were a kid and you'd just sit a blow bubbles all afternoon? Well, Bubbles is back in town and wondering how you're doing these days..."