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Joke of the Day

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"

"The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye."

"Are you an old person? Because I would love to give you a stroke!"

"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."

"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."

"Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing."

"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"