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Joke of the Day

"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."

"My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub."

"I'm amazed football players don't fumble on literally every play. One time I tripped on a curb and both of my shoes fell off."

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."

"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare"

"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"

"Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands"

"I told my psychiatrist that I believe I have the power to detect Indian bread for miles around. He said that's naan-sense."

"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."