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Joke of the Day
"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"
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"Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?"
"What would you do if someone is choking? Take a step back."
"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."
"When they say ""all expenses paid"" does that include bail?"
"What kind of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We don't address hardware issues."
"Baby Soldier: Ma'am. Your husband is MIA. Soldiers wife: *covers crying face with hands* Baby Soldier: Oh great! Now his wife is MIA too."
"My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer..."
"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"