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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in three's? The sign says ""no trespassing."""

"alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words."

"How do you stop rape? **NSFW** Consent."

"Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise? She heard he was in a few good men."

"that earthquake in LA was actually a huge crowd of white girls rushing into a wal-mart to buy a green t-shirt last minute"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."

"Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?"

"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."