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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"
"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."
"Where do people keep their shampoo? In their shambutt."
"Riding a donkey If you are riding on a donkey and someone throws rocks at you til you fall off, does that mean you are stoned off your ass?"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!"
"Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders"
"My friend was showing me around her loft. She said, ""It's a bit eratic."" I said, ""I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."""
"Apparently ""if you must draw your eyebrows on, please draw them evenly"" was not the tip this waitress was expecting."