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Joke of the Day

"Where do people keep their shampoo? In their shambutt."

"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"

"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"

"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"

"I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar"

"I hope that guy that ""wants to be a billionaire"" makes $999,999,999.00 and then gets hit by a bus"

"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."

"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"

"""even if my client did kill his wife, think of the 7.4 billion people he DIDN'T kill."" - my first and last day as a defense attorney"

"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"